Last week, I stumbled upon something seriously quaint.

We all must have faced error messages of the type " abort/retry/fail?’ and ‘404-file not found" ( specially if you are a comp engineer there won't be a dearth of such messages.)Ever wondered , what it would be like to get error messages in the form of haiku poems? It may not reduce your trouble but it would certainly alleviate your suffering for a while.....
Reproduced below are some of the best ones :

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.

Chaos reign within.
Reflect, repent and reboot.
Order shall return.

Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the blue screen of death.
No one hears your screams.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao-until
You bring fresh toner.

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky.
But we never will.

Having been crashed,
The document you’re seeking,
Must now be retyped.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.